Can I Hit It In The Morning?! Vol. II

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CAN I HIT IT IN THE MORNING?! Vol. II
(Who Controls The Relationship: Men Or Women?)

Intro

The Art of War is not just a well known and best-selling read – it’s a way of life amongst men and women everywhere… regardless of race, culture or creed. The art of war is simply put – psychological warfare with the primary intention of getting the most from the opposite sex (depending on your sexual preference). Contrary to popular belief, there are subtle nuances in the concept of “leaders were born to lead and followers were born to follow.” There is a “pecking order” of sorts in this game we call life. My sole objective is to prove once and for all – who is the ultimate “puppet master” in the murky waters of romance and relationship? Who is the true “big baller shot caller” and who indeed “runs the show”? Similar to the various forms of abuse, true power takes on a myriad of forms. Physical power is the ability to overpower your mate through physical coercion and/or downright bullying. Domination via presence and stature, most often accomplished by men. There is also mental power. The ability to outwit your mate. Cunning. Stealth. Wit. Psychological power perhaps? A possible raunchy videotape tucked away somewhere… only to be used at a later date? True “tongue skills” is not a reference to how well you can perform cunnilingus. On the contrary, it is your means to seduce with your words… and manipulate with precision and tact.

Control in a relationship is not etched in stone and power can (and more often than not) shift to the other party. To illustrate my point, the individual who asks for the date doesn’t always decide where the date will take place… or what time it will end. The illusion of control is diabolical in nature and lies dormant within the individual who uses it to the best of his or her ability. Ironically, the one in power may not even realize their true potential. Disclaimer: for all you relationship “purists” that are reading this and saying: relationships are about compromise and flexibility – well… I have three words for you: BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! Adjectives like compromise, flexibility and mutuality are contrived and exist only in family-themed television shows made even more popular from channels like Nick at Nite! It’s a façade. There is no mutuality. It only exists in the minds of those that would love to live life with that commonality of achieving it one day.

Reader’s Thoughts:

“Women ultimately control the relationship. While the man may take the lead and be the dominant player, it’s the woman who holds down the relationship.” --- T Pretty Lady

“Women run things. Men no longer wish to wear the pants. They wait for the woman to do everything and act surprised when women turn to other women.” --- Anjela Day

“Men lead because the world says so. It’s natural to let a man lead his family, household, and especially his woman.” --- Author Veronica Blackbeauty

“Women control the relationship mentally and physically. Some women use mind games and some use pu**y control.” --- Anonymous

“Women control the relationship. The man is the head and the woman is the neck that controls the head (only a strong woman can control without belittling her man.)” --- Elayne Brinson

“Women control the relationship. We are attracted to their beauty and we build on that. We fall in love with their heart and continue to love them because of the person they truly are. We go thru with the wedding to please them. They plan the wedding. We as men just want peace, sex and knowing our woman care and appreciate us.” --- Darrell Freeman Jr.

“Women because men are weak when it comes to being in a relationship. The power of the pu**y keeps them powerless and timid – especially if it’s good!” --- Rochelle Allen-Woods

“The man. He is the natural hunter, provider and protector of the household. It’s in the woman’s nature to follow the lead of her man.” --- Author Nah’Sun

“Historically the assumption has always been the man but by seeing the innate resilience of women of all races, I feel women more times than not control the relationship.” --- Kevin Chase

“In the beginning, men naturally lead, but later down the line, the roles switch. Woman are the drive behind why men get up and out on their grind. Women control the sex and when and if kids get involved.” --- Auntie Joy

Alas, we’ve reached that time in which I provide you with my long-awaited answer to the million dollar question – and the point of this article in the first place. The answer which connects the dots typical, everyday relationship between men and women. Remember folks – this is bigger than all of us. Bigger than your well-meaning aspirations of equality and compromise. It’s about who comes out on top in an argument, who comes out on top in the judicial system (divorce, alimony, child support, custody, etc). This is about who comes out on top in the execution of the initial and subsequent date, sexual intimacy and quite possibly one day, marriage.

Drumroll please…

The WOMAN wins – hands down! This is a no brainer people and only those of you who actually think you learned something new from Steve Harvey’s infantile rants on the alleged “book” he wrote should be in for a surprise. Let’s use the aforementioned examples: women will always win in an argument. That’s a game of verbal warfare we as men do not stand a chance on winning. Women are meticulous creatures that will dissect everything we say and regurgitate back towards us. And we will be frozen in place – unable to provide any meaningful response. Women will always win in a court of law. Do I even need to elaborate? The motto “it’s cheaper to keep her” has been conceived from this notion. And sex – FORGET ABOUT IT! Next to money, sex is the world’s oldest, most lucrative and effective weapon towards the male species. Wars have been born because of the power of the pu**y and the mind control it has inflicted upon men. Marriages have been dissolved because of it… and lives have been irrevocably ruined over it.

This has been my public service announcement and until next time…
STAY TUNED for upcoming installments of “CAN I HIT IT IN THE MORNING?!”

I welcome all feedback… illogical or otherwise. Get at me.
Oh yeah – shout out to the homey, Aaron Bebo who previously posted something similar on his Facebook page and blessed me with the “respect” to put my own personal touch to this topic. Peace bro…

David L. is the award-winning author & publisher of 4 novels: Over Your Dead Body, My Life Is A Movie, Chalk Outline Confessions: The Remix & Represent. All are available for purchase on his official author website at: www.totalpackagepublications.com, and via E-book (Kindle & Nook). Email David L. at: contacttpp@totalpackagepublications.com. Follow David L. on Twitter at: www.twitter.com/almightydavidl; and on Facebook at: www.facebook.com/theauthordavidl and on Instagram at: Almightydavidl.